Friday, 18 February 2011

Blow me!

Alright!

Gua berpesta sakann jap dari mengupdate blog sebab arsenal baru menang lawan barcelona! Fullawehh. Gua rase bukannn selalu arsenal menang! Tengok stats punn cam gampang. Atas kertas memang probability nak menang tuh takde langsung! Alhamdulillah menang gakk. Hehe Tapi tatau lagi nasib kat nou camp nanti cmne. Fabregas, mintak buat semayang hajat sebelum main kat nou camp nanti. Hahaha

Satu fakta yang gua nak share skett ngn lu orang! Semalam gua pegi kelas. Then ade satu fact yang gua baruu tahuuu! Pemain2 bola kat Premier League nih kannn, bile dorang sign contract nak jadi player untuk satu2 kelab tuh. Ade satu clause yang tulis pasal gaji yang dorang terima berjuta2 tuh adalah gaji bersih yang dorang dapat after deduct tax!

"Memang kayeeee cam gampannnng!" Gua cakapp! Hehe

Orang2 yang bekerja kat UK sume kene tax around 20-40%. Tapi dalam ramai2 pemain bola nih, sorang jer tak bape nak nasib baik sangat lahh. Pemain arsenal, Andrei Arshavin, die dapat gaji before tax. Maknenye, die kene bayar tax lahh lepas dapat gaji!


Kalau gua jadi Arshavin, mamposssss gua tanak score goal itu hari. Lu kasi gaji orang lain sume gaji bersih. Gaji gua kene bayar tax sampai 40%. Gua main same jerr, penat2, injured bagai. Mane hak keistimewaan gua sebagai rakyat bumiputera??

Alright, habis sesi fakta untuk harinih. Harinih gua nak share lagi few jokess! Semoga terhiburr~

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A little old lady answered her doorbell and saw a well-dressed bloke carrying a vacuum cleaner.

"Good morning," said the lad. "If I could take a couple of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."

"Go away!" Said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!"

As she closed the door, the lad quickly wedged his foot in the door and pushed it open.

"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."

And with that he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.

"If this cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, ma'am, I will personally eat the remainder."

The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good appetite, duck, because they cut off my electricity this morning."


Nota kaki

  • Bloke - man
  • Duck - Panggilann macam love, dear, beb, dohh, bro et cetera.

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An old mountaineer and his young wife were getting a divorce in the local court. But custody of the children was a problem.

The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.

The old mountaineer also wanted custody of the children.

The judge asked for his side of the story and, after a long moment of silence, the mountaineer slowly rose from his chair and said,

"Judge, when I put a quid in a candy machine and a candy bar comes out, does it belong to me or the machine??"

5 comments:

zatil zahidah said...

hahahaha...sy suke=D

RazFiRa said...

hhaha x leh blah jokes no 2. disamekan bini die dgn camdy machine, memang x menang la kannn. haha

Hasan Suyat said...

Hehe nanti sy post lagi. ;)
Razfira : hahahaha tapi die punye argument really make sense ape. Kannnn? Kannn? Haha

Anonymous said...

hoho..
numb 2 super keji!!

Hasan Suyat said...

Anonymous nih mesti seorang wanita kann? hahaha
Tapi betul lahh argument die! Hahaha lu beli air dari vending machine, confirm lahh air tuh lu punye! takkan vending machine punye lagi? ;P hehe