Tuesday, 15 February 2011

Crap!


Gua dah lame sangat tak online, check blog. Jadi harinih, kite start ngn lawak2 bangang omputih alright? Hehe

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Danny sets up Andy to go on a blind date with Shirley, a friend of his. But Andy is a little worried about going out with someone he has never seen before.

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"What do I do if she's ugly?" Says Andy, "I'll stuck with her all night."

"Don't worry mate." Danny says. "Just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don't, just shout Aaauuuggghhh! and fake an asthma attack."

So that night, Andy knocks at Shirley's door, and when she comes out he is awe-struck at how beautiful and sexy she is. Andy is about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts,

"Aaauuuggghhh!"

P/S : Lu orang nak kalau nak carik pasangan, biar yang sekufu! Hehe

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An attractive, well-dressed woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks around and spot the perfect rugs and walked over to inspect it.


As she bends to feel the texture of the rugs she farted loudly.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed. As she turns back, standing next to her is a salesman.

"Good day, ma'am, how may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, how much does this rug cost?"

"Ma'am," he answers, "If you farted just touching it, you're gonna crap when you hear the price!"

3 comments:

RazFiRa said...

hahaha lame uupdate pastu tibe2 bagi jokes. bagus jugak tu:)

awat gambar menakutkan. haha

nadhira khairudin said...

oke..yg first tu lawak..

Hasan Suyat said...

Razfira : hehe biaselahhh. Panas badan before start blogging blik :)
Nad : die ingat die dah ckup hensem nak carik awek cun2. Hahaha