Wednesday, 23 February 2011

Adult Jokes! (1)

Semalam gua ade post satu 18sx jokes. Tapi lepas tuh gua jmpe kat comment ade sorang reader question kat gua

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Hahaha macam korang tak boleh tengok jer post aku yang lepas nak tengok sape yang tulis question tuh. Haha Sajer jer buat gempakk sket! Hahahaha

Jadi, gua amik semangat dari soalan tuh harinih untuk bawak dua lagi adult jokess. Alright? Enjoy

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Three nuns in church on a hot day decide to remove their robes because of the heat. Not an unusual habit on a hot day.

So, about a half an hour later, the door bell rings while their robes are slumped over pews clear across the huge chapel.
They ask who it is!

"The blind man," a voice replies.
The three nuns decide to simply open the door because the man is blind.

He walks in, looks at the nuns and says in gobsmack,
"Nice tits! Where do you want me to install these blinds?"

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Maria gets married and has 15 children........And then, her husband dies.

She remarries two weeks later...and has 19 children by her second husband......And then later on, she dies.
At her wake, Maria's neighbour look tenderly at Maria as she lies in her coffin, looks up to the sky, and says,

"At last........they're finally together."
A man next to the neighbour ask,

"Excuse me, but do you mean her and her FIRST husband, or her and her SECOND husband?"
"No!!" the neighbour says politely.

"I mean her LEGS."

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Thank you for reading!
Cheers

3 comments:

RazFiRa said...

hahaha amboiii3x. terima kasih di atas jokes anda! bru la semangat nak keje pagi2 ni. kah3

Hasan Suyat said...

Hahahahahaha ;) welcome. Hehe

ct eva aman said...

memang membina kan post2 ko nie.. hahaha