Tuesday, 22 February 2011

Adult Jokes!

Yokk, kita layann jokes2 santai. Kalau tiap hari dok layann bende serious jer, mauu pecah jugakk kepale kann! Alright, jadi jokes gua harinih gua dapat dari Adult jokes! Budak2 umor 16 tahun ke bawah (UK) dan 18 tahunnn ke bawah (Malaysia), sila tekann button X kat belah atas kanann okayy? Hehe

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After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.

"There might be some matches in the drawer" She replied

He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches setting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry.

"Is this your husband?" He inquired nervously

"No, silly!!" She replied, snuggling up to him

"Your boyfriend then?" He asked

"No, not at all" She said, nibbling away at his ear.

"Well, who is he then?" asked the bewildered guy.

Calmly, the girl replied, 

"That was me before the operation."


Ingatkann perempuann betul, rupe2nye.......


Who the heck is this? This obviously not me!! Nooo!
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Thank you for reading,

Cheers

6 comments:

razfira said...

ape yg 18sx nye? hahaha

abdul azim b mohamad isa said...

kenal sgt..

ahaha..

Mustaffa Bukhari said...

mmg ko kan..ahhaah

Mustaffa Bukhari said...

mmg ko kan..ahhaah

Hasan Suyat said...

Razfira : kalau nak 18sx punn, tak boleh nak terus2 18sx. Kene panas badan dlu..... ni baru versi 1.. dah panas badan baru boleh nak mencapai klimaks! Hahaha
Ajimuda : Ini photoshop jer nih!
Mus : Eh, bukan kau ke mus? Lols

nadeafu chan said...

jejaka jawa terakhir?huhu